How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Katy Perry

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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