Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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poop.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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