How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

You bumder!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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