what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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A black man has a job.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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i am and me is i

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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