- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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