- Anti Joke

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

A jew enters a mall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry