Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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A jew enters a mall.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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