- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Sarah Jessica Parker

I shot a bitch.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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