- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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