why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Laugh.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

do you wanna hear a joke school

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Your mom.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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