What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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