What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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Barack Obama.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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