Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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Women can vote? WTF

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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I work at jcpenny

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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BIble verses: (secret bible code breaker edition) 90.01: Might thy level of power rise above the scouter of Vegebles 3.14: Thy shall make use of pee 6:9 Oral interaction is good for thee. 9:6: Peter said, lordeth this is no good, then the lordet said, try 6:9 and all was good. 6.66 Calleth upon this number on thy cell to speak with the beast. 9:11 This number shall aid you when in danger if thy have a cell, but not against the fallen by and Al Caida. 8:00 Call upon thy cellphone at no cost. 5.99 Thy use of plays of station three, areth too expensive... Whoops! Amen and RIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER! 50:50 Thy shall share equally. 6:19: Thy shall use thy wrestling moves well. 20:00 Thy shall noth uset this windows version as it sucketh.' 88:88 Thy shall create four equal snowmen for me. 12.34 Read this and thy shall learn to count til four. 7:77 The number of the luck. X:B0X: It sucketh hard. 3:60 it sucketh far more than the original 9:99 Is the number to defeateth the beast while he is resting upside down 0:13 "and samuel said, but oh lord, I am a teen now!" And the lord agreed and all was good. Ok, I got to decode my bible further, yes indeed!

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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