What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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