- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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