Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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