- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

A woman wears a dress.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Sam Hengal.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

for keeps?

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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