What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

i keep getting thumbs down...

What's 9+10? 19.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

sorry son your nanas been put down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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