What do you call a banana? A banana.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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