What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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Wright flyer

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A train poops its pants.

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im not food

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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