- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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