- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

A man makes a sandwich.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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