- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

give me a thumbs up

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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