- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Two planes walk into an office building

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