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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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How high is a Chinaman

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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