- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Knock knock

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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