How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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I <3 Hitler

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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