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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Womens basketball

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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