Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

President Donald Trump

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

a jew walks out of a furnace

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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