- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Tilt your screen back

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

How would you rule?

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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