- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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