Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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8===D ~ ~ ~

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Terry has ebola

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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