a seal walks into a club.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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1+1=2

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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