why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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epic win?

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Get on your knees Ho

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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I <3 Hitler

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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