- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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