- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

I shot a bitch.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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