Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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Anti Joke

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