What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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Basically copying you.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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whats white and sticky glue

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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whos district champs not JM

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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