- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

To mamma so fat..............nuff said

Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

This is an anti joke

Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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