Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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Anti Joke

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