There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

One time at band camp.............that's it........

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

black people are white when i use night gogles

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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