Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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I once did something.

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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You know whats funny Aids

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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