2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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