DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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