knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

I have down syndrome. -RDV

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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