- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Mitt Romney

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

i just pooped that is all!

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Chuck Norris Dies.

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