- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

2 Penises

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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