What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Mitt Romney

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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