Your wife died during the delivery.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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Faithful men.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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