- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

Cows are land manatees.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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