- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

A baby seal walks into a club.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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