- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

FUS RO DAH!!!

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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