- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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