Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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