Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Smoke weed till i die nigga

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2vFEq0M&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7nKXEePj87o/T5dBnSfhaBI/AAAAAAAAAHw/RNSE68GzbjU/s1600/Harry%252BStyles%252Bboy%252Bband%252BOne%252BDirection%252Barrives%252B1Tg3l2FYklYl.jpg&w=396&h=594&ei=2Y7HT6jnL4e69QSK2oW5Dw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=244&vpy=12&dur=543&hovh=160&hovw=106&tx=72&ty=122&sig=110416686013590693091&page=18&tbnh=160&tbnw=106&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:231,i:105

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

this is stupid .... yep

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

women's rights, lol

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

What does water taste like? Water

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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