Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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