- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

Homonyms should be band.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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