Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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