If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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