You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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