What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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im watching you..

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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Well, there's one way...

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A seal walks into a club.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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