Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2vFEq0M&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7nKXEePj87o/T5dBnSfhaBI/AAAAAAAAAHw/RNSE68GzbjU/s1600/Harry%252BStyles%252Bboy%252Bband%252BOne%252BDirection%252Barrives%252B1Tg3l2FYklYl.jpg&w=396&h=594&ei=2Y7HT6jnL4e69QSK2oW5Dw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=244&vpy=12&dur=543&hovh=160&hovw=106&tx=72&ty=122&sig=110416686013590693091&page=18&tbnh=160&tbnw=106&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:231,i:105

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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