- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Mahmy

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Women's rights

why am I writing this...im bored

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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