- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Womens rights

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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