If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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SBB

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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