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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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My dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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