Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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Albert <3 Hunter

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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