What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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